Hindi teacher asks Santa : Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain?
Santa : O G 7 prakaar ke -
1. Local kaal
2. STD kaal
3. ISD kaal
4. Missed kaal
5. Received kaal
6. Dialled kaal aur
7. Sat Sri Akal

51

Punjabi |

Teacher told all students in a class
to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa .
He wrote: No match, due to rain.

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English |

Santa : Yaar ek ladki mujhko hans ke dekh rahi hai.
Banta: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai,
ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..

01

Hindi |

Santa was the only person who was dancing in a crowd.
Later he realised that it was a mourning gathering.

10

English |

Santa ki biwi Behosh Ho Gayi.
Doctor: Ye Mar gayi Hai.
Jab Usko Jalane Lage to Wo Boli: Main Zinda Hu.
Santa : Chup-chap Padi Reh gawar,
tu Doctor Se Zyada Janti hai kya.

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Hindi |

Santa car mein battery lagwaane gaya.
Mechanic ne poocha: Exide ki laga du?
Santa sochne laga, fir bola: Baar-baar kaun aayega,
Dono side ki laga de..

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Hindi

Santa ji ki nayi car ke peeche likha tha
"Saawan ko aane do"
Banta ji ne peeche se truck laa kar thok diya.
Truck ke peeche likha tha
"Aaya saawan jhoom kar"

10

Hindi

Couple in theatre:
Husband : Darling, mujhe to tumhaari aatma se pyaar hai,
tumhaara jism to main kutton ko daal dun!!
Santa sitting on back seat: BHOW BHOW..BHOW BHOW..

10

Hindi

Santa : Ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paaglon waali baat,
duniya me ek hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to Videsh hain..!!

10

Hindi |

Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his passwords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
'Incorrect username or password.'..

00

English |

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