30Jaam kadwaa hai
per itna bhi nahi ki peeya na jaye,
zindagi mein gham hain
per itne bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye,
maana sms ke charges hain
per itne bhi nahi ki kiya na jaaye.
Hindi
816Human Evolution is a great thing
but sadly we still have fools around.
Happy April Fool's Day!
English |
50100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..
Hindi
24Naalaayaki ki 3 Nishaaniyan:
1. Hamesha free SMS padhte rehna.
2. Mobile incoming per lambi baat karna.
3. Neeche mat padhna.
Jo baat manaa karo wahi karna.
Hindi
30Jaam kadwaa hai
per itna bhi nahi ki peeya na jaye,
zindagi mein gham hain
per itne bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye,
maana sms ke charges hain
per itne bhi nahi ki kiya na jaaye.
Hindi
50Bijli + Baadal = Saavan Aaya
Baaraat + Baja = Dulha Aaya
Phool + Nazaare = Vasant Aaya
Aap + Aapki Hasi = Bhago Bhago..Bhoot Aaya!!
Hindi
91I met 7 angels & they wanted to meet an intelligent person,
I gave them UR Address.....
Dekha, unko kaisa Ullu banaayaa!!
Hindi
27Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.
Ab is SMS ko 'Phool' ke bina padho.
Dekhna tumhara naam aaega.
Hindi |
02Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along on a beach with GOD .
I asked him, why i m having a friend like u?
GOD replied: it's all ur back life sins..
English
31Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!
Hindi
11Mountaineering (Mountain Climbing) Summer Vacation Trip
Hurry..!! Limited Period Offer..!! Join Today..!!
Free Bedding..!! Free Meals..!! Free 24x7 Health Chek-Up..!!
.
.
Just a few hours climbing and rest vacation weeks in hospital..
English |
73Koi new message hai kya..?
Agar hai to..
to please
DELETE kar de
kyunki
bhejna to tune hai nahi.
Hindi
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