4924शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..
Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..
Hindi |
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
9714Daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se Daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.
Hindi
7423English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..
Hindi |
1316Main keha dark glasses laa ke chalaange,
sohne peg bana leyaae..
Punjabi |
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
112Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.
English |
108Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..
Hindi |
34Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..
Urdu |
142हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..
Hindi |
74Santa : Drinking te driving dono naal-naal nahi ho sakde.
Banta: Oh kyon bai, police kolo enna darda ae..?
Santa : Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jaaun..
Punjabi |
4924शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..
Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..
Hindi |
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