A Woman Was Telling Her Friend, "I Made My Husband Quotes

A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.