41रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर
के लाश खुद उठ कर बोली
ले तू मर जा पहले
बदतमीज ऊपर ही चढ़े जा रहा है गर्मी में ..
Roye woh is kadar unki laash se lipatkar
ke laash khud uth kar boli
le tu mar ja pehle
badtameez upar hi chade jaa raha hai garmi mein..
Hindi |
30I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad
- Wahab Khanzada
to make me double sad..
English |
42If you love someone
don't keep in your heart
keep in your nails
because if you fail in love
don't break your heart
just cut the nails..
English |
41Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..
Hindi |
02Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..
English |
5111An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Punjabi
30Ek shaks doctor ke paas aaya aur bola:
- Salman Ali
Doctor sahib, mujko ek bimari hai.
Doctor ne kaha bola kya bimari hai..?
Usne jawab diya: Mujhko aawaz dikayi nahi deti..
Hindi |
302 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.
So which platform are you working on?
English
00Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..
English |
30How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..
Hindi
811Boy: plz ek baar i love u bol de.
Girl: nahi mujhe sharam aati hai.
Boy: bol do na plz.
Girl: Dhattt.....
Boy: Plz ek baar..... dekh le..... behen nahi hai.
Hindi
00Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..
Hindi |
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