11If you are not paying
you are not the customer
but you are the product..
English |
1711Phool ban kar kya jeena..
ek din murjhaa jaaoge aur
dafnaa diye jaaoge.
Jeena hai to pathar ban ke jeeyo..
kabhi taraashe gaye to Khuda kehlaaoge.
Hindi
55ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..
Hindi |
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
10
English |
00Cooking is good
when it's not about stories..
English |
10Even on the most exalted throne in the world
we are only sitting on our own bottom. - Michel de Montaigne
English |
70Never say thanks to someone who loves you,
Never say bye to someone who really needs you,
Never blame a person who really trusts you, &
Never forget a person who always remembers you..
English
00Satisfaction is the highest level of happiness and
it is easily attained when you have no expectation..
English
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
20I cultivate in my soldiers the courage of
dying without killing.
I believe that non-violence is
infinitely superior to violence,
forgiveness more manly than punishment. - MK Gandhi
English |
40If you wait to be happy ..
You will wait forever.
If you start to be happy ..
you will be happy forever.
Bloom where you are planted!!
English
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