11If you are not paying
you are not the customer
but you are the product..
English |
![mani_01_thought.jpg mani_01_thought.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_01_thought.jpg)
20Never let the things you want
make you forget the things you love ..
English |
72Never change your originality for the sake of others,
because it is your world and no one can play
your role better than you!!
English
00To be happy with a man,
u must understand him a lot n
love him to a certain extent.
But 2 be happy with a woman
u must love her a lot n
try NOT to understand her at all.
English
01Pick a chrysanthemum near a fence and
enjoy the mountain in the south at your leisure. - Tao Yuanming
English |
![thinking-duck.jpg thinking-duck.jpg](/sms/new/img/thinking-duck.jpg)
204If i love myself
despite my infinite faults,
how can i hate anyone
at the glimpse of few faults..?
English
00Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing
English |
11Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen .
English |
22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
89कवायतों की ज़ंजीरों ने मुझे
सरहदों का मोहताजी बना दिया ..
Hindi |
11Best end is Friend .
Best stand is Understand.
Best age is Courage.
Best work is Hardwork.
Best day is Today.
Think best n be best..
English
143A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!
Hindi |
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