Sadak Par Roshni Sahi Fir Bhi Sambhal Kar Chaliye Yahaan Har Jurm Quotes

Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..

Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

Madham hoti roshni
raat ka samaa
saaki pila itni
ki na ho subha..

My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..