मैं गया उसकी गली में बोला Quotes

मैं गया उसकी गली में
बोला दिल से दिल लगा लो
जब देखा उसकी मम्मी को
तो बोला जूते - चप्पल ठीक करा लो ..

Main gaya uski gali mein
bola dil se dil laga lo
jab dekha uski mummy ko
to bola joote-chappal theek kara lo..

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
some I love to avoid,
and others I would love to punch in the face..

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

Maine apni jaan se love " id="link4" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
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Bcz she doesn't love me..

Physics would have been much, much easier
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!

Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."