20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
60Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.
Punjabi
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English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
10
English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
30Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
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