Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise Ki Killat 1 Dost - Yaar Aajkal GF Quotes

Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.

2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..

They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.

Aaj subha unki gali se hum nikle,
ajeeb itefaq tha,
phool to fenka unhone,
lekin...........
GAMLAA bhi saath tha!

Height of Confidence
All the aeronautics professors were called and
they were asked to sit in an aeroplane.
After they sat, they were told that
the plane was made by their students.
All of them hurried out of the plane but
only one of them didn't move.
He said: If it's made by my students,
it won't even start..!

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush Your Teeth.

Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"