मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..

325

Hindi |

American: There may be bumps in the road,
that we have to overcome in USA.
Tintumon: There may be some road along with bumps
that we may get a chance to see in India.

36

English |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

10

English |

Har taraf aag
aman-o-chen mushkil hai
kuch viraasat kuch tera ehl-e-karam
zehen-o-sukuun mushkil hai
hai khudi mein khud har shaks
khuda milna mushkil hai
aage tamaasha, peeche bheed
manzil mushkil hai
hai khwaaish zindagi
dustoor mushkil hai..

00

Urdu |

मंगल ग्रह पर पानी मिलने की खबर सुन कर
संता नासा फ़ोन करता है .
संता : ओ जी यह मंगल पर पानी मिल गया आपको ..?
नासा : यस
संता : ओ जी मुबारक हो जी..इक्क बोतल पानी चाहिदा सी
नासा : सॉरी , वी कांट गिव
संता : ओह ले ..इतना पैसा खर्चा करके
पानी भी ढून्ढ लित्ता है ते दे वी नहीं रहे
बन्दा धोने क्या मंगल पे जाएगा ..

Mangal greh par paani milne ki khabar sun kar
Santa NASA phone karta hai.
Santa : O ji yeh mangal par paani mil gaya aapko..?
NASA: Yes
Santa : O ji mubaarak ho ji..Ikk botal paani chaahida si
NASA: Sorry, we can't give.
Santa : Oh le..itna paisa kharchaa karke
paani bhi dhoond litta hai te de v nahi rahe
banda dhone kya mangal pe jaayega..

00

Hindi |

Chiraag chaar hi the roshni ke liye
jo chiraagon mein uljhaa
woh roshni bhool gaya..

11

Hindi |

A melodious vocal, a joyous cheer,
rain is dancing like a sufi prayer ,
i may have a number of friends,
but you are always special, my dear..

20

English |

Aaye nandi, aaye bhoot,
bhole ki toli albeli anoop,
kisi ki mundi kati hui hai,
kisi ki aankhein phati hui hain,
paapi ko bhi rudra karte maaf,
hogi har mannat poori,
tum rakhna keval apne man ko saaf..

43

Hindi |

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