Salesman cheerfully greeted
the person entering showroom.
Salesman - Sir, May I help you.
Man - Ahmm..
Salesman - Sir, we have got fresh arrivals
and are offering 10 percent discount.
Man - But..
Salesman - Sir, you can also avail
extra benefits by joining our loyalty program.
What would you like to have Sir.
Man - My dog.

21

English |

थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??

373

Hindi |

Mujla fakat yeh
ki zinda hun aaj
kal jab hum nahi
to jahaan kaisa..

31

Urdu |

जब हर इंसान यह समझ जाएगा
कि जीवन बहुत छोटा है
तो स्वर्ग जाने के लिए
मरना नहीं पड़ेगा ..

60

Hindi |

लो फिर बहार का तोहफ़ा
चंद फूल चंद कलियाँ
हरे-हरे से झूमते पत्ते
ये कायनात-ओ-कुदरत
और इस सब में आप ..

189

Hindi |

Joke of the Century!
Highest literacy rate Indian state Kerala’s
Education Minister’s pilot car driving against the flow of traffic hits an ambulance and the Minister’s car didn’t bothered to stop by.
#ShameShameKerala
#RemoveKeralaEducationMinister

20

English |

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

सफ़र की लम्बाई मीलों से नहीं
तन्हाई से बयाँ होती है ..

133

Hindi |

धन्य हो smriti irani serving cabinet माता
तुम्हे सुन कर सिर शर्म से झुक जाता
फर्क और तर्क इंसान करता है
ईश्वर कहीं भी हो केवल प्यार करता है ..
#sabarimala

01

Hindi |

कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..

53

Hindi |

मेरी सोच ले लो मुझसे
गरीबी क्या - क्या होती है
मैं क्या - क्या बयां करूँ ..

Take away my thinking
what all is poverty
how do i explain..

13

Hindi |

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