Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

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Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means 've got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur mbile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

50

English

An honest thought...
Have you ever noticed:

"We always have solutions to all the problems which are not ours...!!"

20

English |

If someone leaves without a reason,
don’t let them come back with an excuse!

10

English |

Try not to become a man of success ,
but rather try to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein

10

English |

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Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always carry a relationship that never breaks.

40

English

ਅਸੀ ਨੀਵੇ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਹਾਂ
ਉੱਚੇ ਬਣਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ
ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਸਭ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ
ਲੜਾਈਆਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ..

15542

Punjabi |

I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya

00

English |

अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

14

Hindi |

NATURE OF GURUS:
GURU NANAK DEV JI => Humanity
GURU ANGAD DEV JI => Obedience
GURU AMAR DAAS JI => Equality
GURU RAMDAS JI => Service
GURU ARJAN DEV JI => Self-sacrifice
GURU HARGOBIND JI => Justice
GURU HAR RAI JI => Mercy
GURU HARKRISHAN JI => Purity
GURU TEG BAHADUR JI => Calmness
GURU GOBIND SINGH JI => Royal courage

74

Hindi

A house is a compressed territory
where our basic needs can be fulfilled close by and safely. - Yann Martel, Life of Pi

00

English |

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