22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
![mani_01_thought.jpg mani_01_thought.jpg](/sms/new/img/mani_01_thought.jpg)
51मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..
Hindi |
13अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |
Hindi |
10Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
.
.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!
English |
10Even on the most exalted throne in the world
we are only sitting on our own bottom. - Michel de Montaigne
English |
![thinking-duck.jpg thinking-duck.jpg](/sms/new/img/thinking-duck.jpg)
30इस शहर में सच बोलना गुनाह है
या ख़ुदा ज़ुबाँ दी है तो झूठ बोलने का हुनर भी बक्श ..
Hindi |
30If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.
English |
124जीवन में उपर उठते हुए, सभी लोगो से अदब से पेश आये ..!!
- Vikas Umrao
क्युंकी नीचे गिरते समय आपको इन लोगो से दुबारा मिलना पड़ेगा ..!!
Hindi |
00When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.
English |
01धन्य हो smriti irani serving cabinet माता
तुम्हे सुन कर सिर शर्म से झुक जाता
फर्क और तर्क इंसान करता है
ईश्वर कहीं भी हो केवल प्यार करता है ..
#sabarimala
Hindi |
20ज़मींदोश होने के लिए खड़ा है आदमी
ख़ुद से ही अनजान बना है आदमी
सतरंगी रौशनी को छूने की चाहत में
मिट्टी के खिलौनों से खेलना भूल गया है आदमी ..
Hindi |
00Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing
English |
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