Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

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मंडियों में क्यों हर साल हज़ारों टन गेहूं
बारिश में गीला हो जाता है
जलती धूप में पसीना बहा कर
जो नाज़ों से सींचे मोती
क्यों उनको बिना तरपाल
खुले में छोड़ दिया जाता है
क्या कभी कोई इस जुर्म की सज़ा भी पाता है ..

51

Hindi |

अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

13

Hindi |

Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
.
.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!

10

English |

Even on the most exalted throne in the world
we are only sitting on our own bottom.  - Michel de Montaigne

10

English |

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इस शहर में सच बोलना गुनाह है
या ख़ुदा ज़ुबाँ दी है तो झूठ बोलने का हुनर भी बक्श ..

30

Hindi |

If we open a quarrel between past and present,
we shall find that we have lost the future.

30

English |

जीवन में उपर उठते हुए, सभी लोगो से अदब से पेश आये ..!!
क्युंकी नीचे गिरते समय आपको इन लोगो से दुबारा मिलना पड़ेगा ..!!

- Vikas Umrao
124

Hindi |

When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.

00

English |

धन्य हो smriti irani serving cabinet माता
तुम्हे सुन कर सिर शर्म से झुक जाता
फर्क और तर्क इंसान करता है
ईश्वर कहीं भी हो केवल प्यार करता है ..
#sabarimala

01

Hindi |

ज़मींदोश होने के लिए खड़ा है आदमी
ख़ुद से ही अनजान बना है आदमी
सतरंगी रौशनी को छूने की चाहत में
मिट्टी के खिलौनों से खेलना भूल गया है आदमी ..

20

Hindi |

Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing

00

English |

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