00First guy (proudly): "My wife 's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
English
00A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
English
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
12Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.
Hindi
31Specially for Valentine's day
- Tarun Goma
Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)
English |
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
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