Woh Aaj Bhi Keh Dein Mujhe Ghulam Bana Lenge Tanha Yeh Jannat Mujhe Quotes

Woh aaj bhi keh dein
mujhe ghulam bana lenge
tanha yeh jannat
mujhe kabool nahi..

I know that you have sent me here
for something good
but I falter..not occassionally,
but frequently.
That's what makes me human
and then I look to you
and that's what makes you God .
Rest there's no difference.
We are same..

Teacher : How many juice tetra packs can you
buy in 100 dollars if cost of one is 30 dollars?
Santa : 100 packs.
Teacher : Sorry, that's not correct.
Santa explains and the whole class claps..

Recepients:
Santa : I will buy 100 packs on credit by paying 100 dollars..

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

Kya zindagi hui, kya kahein..
main mae se aur mae mujhse
apna kaar-o-baar poochte hain.
(mae - sharaab)

Zaroorat aur zehmat ne gumraah kar diya
warna iraade hum bhi nek rakhte the..

Mumkin hai faasle aur faisle badlein
teekhe khanjar aaraam nahi dete
jaljale hon ya ki sailaab
kuch seene fatkaar nahi dete..