Sheeshe Mein Shakal, Paper Mein Nakal, Function Mein Thaali, Mazaak Mein Saali, Pyaas Mein Quotes

Sheeshe mein Shakal,
Paper mein Nakal,
Function mein Thaali,
Mazaak mein Saali,
Pyaas mein Paani,
Raja ko Rani,
Pyaar mein Sanam, aur
Life mein Hum..
Badi Kismat se milte hain..

Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..

Everybody wants.. someone special,
someone nice, someone thoughtful,
someone honest, someone cute,
someone perfect, someone attractive,
but why always me yaar.....!!

Ek pyaari si surat..
Ek mausam sa chehra..
Do jheel si aankhein..
Kuch meethi-meethi baatein..
Ek naazuk adaa..
Kuch masti kuch mazaa..
Thodi si sharaarat..
Bahut saari mohabbat ..
Ek bholi si muskaan..
Ooncha udne ka armaan..
Sabse alag sabse juda..
Jiski hai pyaari har ek adaa..
Thanks aapne mere baare mein itna padhaa..

Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..

Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name