00Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..
English |
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00A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station..
English |
20People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
English |
120What is attitude ..?
Three ants saw an elephant coming.
1st ant - We'll kill him.
2nd ant - We'll break his legs.
3rd ant - Leave him dude, he's alone,
and we r three.. that won't be fair.
English
30Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.
Hindi
20Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.
English |
10A little boy who wanted 100 rupees.
He decided to write a letter to God .
When the postal authorities received the letter to " God "
they decided to send it to President.
The president was so impressed, touched, and amused
that he instructed his secretary
to send the little boy a 50 rupees.
The little boy was delighted with the money,
and immediately sat down to write
a thank you note to God which read
"Dear God , Thank you for sending me the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason
you had to send it through New Delhi, and as usual,
those people deducted 50 rupees."
English |
10Class ki Group Photo dekhte hue Teacher bacchon se kehne lagi:
Jab tum log bade ho kar yeh photo dekhoge to kahoge,
Yeh Raju hai jo America chala gaya...
Yeh Chandu hai jo London chala gaya..
aur yeh pappu hai jo wahi ka wahi reh gaya..
Pappu gusse se bola: "Aur yeh humaari Teacher hain
jinka dehant ho gaya.."
Hindi |
22Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link4" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!
Hindi
00Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..
English
20When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!
English
10Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
English |
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