A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English
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I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

00

English

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

10

English

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.

10

Hindi

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

00

English

Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.

12

Hindi

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