Banta: What makes you so excited about Diwali
when you won't wear new clothes
you won't eat sweets and
won't do decoration, lighting or crackers ?
Santa : Receiving Gifts !

102

English |

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Aaj se aap ke yahaan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa Laxmi ka vaas ho,
Sankaton ka naash ho aur
Unnati ka aapke sar par taj ho..
Happy Diwali..

1910

Hindi |

Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

3713

Hindi |

May this Diwali all your wishes come true,
it spreads the divine light of God into ur life with new hopes,
joy and opportunities!
Have a Prosperous Diwali..

88

English |

Thank you Delhi Idiots for
Celebrating Diwali with Crackers
and Gifting Asthma..

49

English |

diwali-swastik-kalash-arvind-gairola.jpg

DON ki talaash 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai,
par DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi naa-mumkin hai.
Aap khush- naseeb ho jo DON khud aapko Deepawali wish kar raha hai.
Happy Deepawali.

4515

Hindi |

Laxmi ji virajein aapke Dwaar,
Sone-Chandi se bhar jaayein aapke ghar-baar,
Jeevan mein aayein khushiyaan apaar,
Subh-kaamnayein humaari karein sweekar.
Happy Diwali..

179

Hindi |

गया दशहरा और दिवाली आने को तैयार
मौसम रहा बदल भैया कहीं हो ना जाओ तुम बीमार
मम्मी-डैडी से कहना रोज़ बादाम खिलाना
दिवाली मनाने संग हमारे आना ..

1925

Hindi |

diwali-wishes.jpg

दिवाली को रौशनी का त्यौहार बनाएं
धूम - धड़ाकों का नहीं
This Diwali say No to Crackers..

53

Hindi |

On this auspicious festival of lights,
may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness
illuminate your days in the year ahead.
Happy Diwali

- Hemant Singh
88

English |

Shubham karoti kalyaanam,
arogya dhana sampadaa,
shatru buddhi vinashaya,
deepak jyoti namastute.
Wishing you n your family,
SHUBH DEEPAWALI.

913

Hindi |

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Full of Light,
Full of Celebrations,
Full of Joy and
Full of Colors..
May Your Deepawali be Full of Flare..
Happy Deepawali..

58

English |

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