The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

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English |

My smoking might be bothering you,
but it's killing me. - Colette

30

English |

Tobacco surely was designed
To poison, and destroy mankind.
- Philip Freneau

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English |

It is now proved beyond doubt that
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel

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English |

On Akshaya Tritiya day
if you can't buy gold
then atleast buy
Gold Flake..
Your loss is Company's Profit..

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English |

Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.

2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..

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Hindi |

Definition of a Cigarette:
A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
and a bit of tobacco in between..

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English |

The believing we do something when we do nothing
is the first illusion of tobacco.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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English |

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

40

English |

I have made it a rule never to smoke
more than one cigar at a time..
- Mark Twain

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English |

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