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Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!

26

Hindi

Kabhi hauslaa bhi aazmaa lena chaahiye,
bure waqt mein muskuraa lena chaahiye,
agar saatve din bhi khujli na mite to..
aathve din nahaa lena chaahiye.

40

Hindi

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

60

English |

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!

90

Hindi

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Eyes are good friends..
See together,
weep together,
close together.
But when a girl comes,
one eye starts blinking.
Moral- A girl can break good friendship .

10

English

When i was sad u were there,
when i was crying u were there,
when i was unhappy u were there,
now i hv understood
ki saare fasaad ki jad tu hi hai.

51

Hindi

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

40

English

Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.

101

Hindi

Your brain will be refreshed in the next Five seconds...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
LOADING.........
ERROR: No brain detected.

01

English

Is sms ko saare kaam choad kar mat padho,
is sms ko aap baad mein bhi pad sakte ho,
yeh sms koi joke nahi hai,
yeh sms bahut important bhi nahi hai,
is sms mein mujhe aapko kuch kehna nahi hai,
yeh sms thoda lamba jaroor hai,
par yeh sms kuch khaas nahi hai,
par mujhe is baat ki samajh nahi aati
ki aap is sms ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho.
Yeh sms to maine waise hi time paas ke liye bheja tha.
Ab aapko mere par gussa aaya hoga,
par main kya karoon,
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja tha.

24

Hindi

Tera blood group kya hai, urgently call karke bataa.
Mere dost ke kutte ka accident ho gayaa hai,
Dr. ne kahaa hai ki kisi aawaara kutte ka khoon chaahiye.

93

Hindi

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