Company Of Evil Must Be Avoided At All Costs. That's Why Quotes

Company of evil must be avoided at all costs.
That's why I am here.

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karne ka paap karta hoon..

Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..

If 10 people in the world miss you,
I am one of them.
If 5 people miss you,
I am one of them.
If one person misses you,
that's me.
If no one misses you, it means
I have also other tasks to do
Mainu hor v kam ne..

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

I want to say something now..
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGA.
It's good for health.

Grahambel found telephone..
Edison found electric bulb..
Marconi found radio..
Columbus found america..
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