Raj: Meet My Wife Divya. Sunil: Oh! I Know Her. Raj: Know Quotes

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Chemical Joke:
All electrons were having party.
Suddenly protons attacked them.
A hero comes and saves them.
They asked who are you?
He said: I am Bond..Covalent Bond..