82Dad: Beta, is baar 80% number leyaane aa tu paperaan ch.
Pappu: Don't worry dad, main 100% leaanwaagaa.
Dad: Kanjaraa, mazaak kardaa hai mere naal?
Pappu: Pehla mazaak kehde kanjar ne shuru kita si..
Punjabi
160Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.
Hindi
131Two commerce students talking
- Tarun Goma
X- oh sorry yaar heard about your breakup... :(
Y- yup
X- You must be sad na..
Y- No yaar. We are commerce students!
I have kept 1 gf as reserve for doubtful debts..
English |
163Ek student ko apni Life mein,
- Tarun Goma
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
.
.
Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
?
?
?
?
?
Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
.
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...
Hindi |
302An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..
English |
90If ever you start missing your college days
ur class ur friend circle, ur canteen or
anything abt ur college then..
just open ur mark sheet,
saara nasha utar jaayega.
Hindi
43Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
English |
174Teacher:
- Tarun Goma
" I love You"
ki khoj kahan hui?
Boy: China mein..
Teacher: Kyu?
Boy: Kyuki iski na koi warranty hai aur na koi guaranty.
Chale to chaand tak, na chale to shaam tak..
Hindi |
80Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..
Hindi
72Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.
English
150Father: Tere result da ki baniya..?
Son: Dr. sahib da munda fail ho gaya.
Father: Te tera result..?
Son: Headmaster sahib da munda v fail ho gaya.
Father: Tu apna te dass.
Son: Khanna sahib da munda v fail hai.
Father: Kanjra tera result ki hai..?
Son: Tussi kehra bill gates ho, tuhada munda v fail ho gaya..
Punjabi
123Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..
Hindi
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