"Cow" And "Cat" Rishte Mein Behne Hain. . . . .Now You Must Be Quotes

Dialogue by a boy in Love :
"Ussey paane ke liye mai bhagwan se
bhi lad sakta hun.."
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Later he realised:
" Exam ka time hai bhagwan se panga
lena theekh nahi..."

Details:
This SMS reminds us of the days when at exam times we used to pray to God for good scores.

Recepients:
To Friends..

Timing:
Any time of the year. Also at exam times.

Funny ironic word combinations
1. Clearly misunderstood
2. Exact estimate
3. Small crowd
4. Act naturally
5. Found missing
6. Fully empty
and
7. HAPPILY MARRIED!!

Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..

Ek poet garibi se tang aa kar daku ban gaya.
Daketi karne ek bank gaya aur kaha:
Arz hai..
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega
Hands-Up, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..
Fir cashier se kaha..
Kuch khwaab meri aankhon se nikaal do
jo kuch bhi tumhaare paas hai jaldi se is bag mein daal do..
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulaane ki
koi koshish na kare police ko bulaane ki..
Bhula de mujhko kya jaata hai tera
main goli maar doonga jo kisi ne peecha kiya mera..

Bholu: Pandit ji meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..koi upaaye bataao..
Pandit ji: Kaise hogi bhai..?
Kundli mein sukh hi sukh likha hai, mauj karo..!!