जो देखता हूँ वही बोलने का आदी हूँ
मैं अपने शहर का सबसे बड़ा फ़सादी हूँ.. - शकील शाह

76

Hindi |

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We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Only a few people can feel the rain,
others just get wet.
Only a few lovers can feel the pain of depart,
others just find another.

00

English

Half of our mistakes in life arise from
feeling where we ought to think,
and thinking where we ought to feel.

00

English |

Meri gurbat ne udaaya hai mere fun ka mazaq,
teri daulat ne tere aeb chupa rakhe hain..

194

Urdu |

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Coin always make sound, but
the currency notes are always silent.
So when your value increases..
keep yourself calm and silent.

20

English

Ten devishes can sleep beneath one blanket.
Two kings cannot rein in one kingdom. - Sheikh Saadi of Shirazi (Shaikh Sa'adi Shirazi)

00

English |

A shovel can help you
reap fruits
only if you have got a seed..

00

English |

दुश्मनी का सफ़र एक कदम दो कदम
तुम भी थक जाओगे, हम भी थक जाएंगे ..

- Niranjan Morwal

133

Hindi |

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