जो देखता हूँ वही बोलने का आदी हूँ
मैं अपने शहर का सबसे बड़ा फ़सादी हूँ.. - शकील शाह

76

Hindi |

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धन्य हो smriti irani serving cabinet माता
तुम्हे सुन कर सिर शर्म से झुक जाता
फर्क और तर्क इंसान करता है
ईश्वर कहीं भी हो केवल प्यार करता है ..
#sabarimala

01

Hindi |

Saath Chutne Se Riste Nahi Chutta Karte,
Waqt ke Ruthne se Lamhe Nahi Rutha Karte,
Log Kehte Hain Mera Sapna Toot Gaya,
Tootati Hai Neend Sapne Nahi Toota Karte..

- Vikas Umrao

130

Hindi |

Never cry for anyone in life
because for the one whom you cry,
doesn't deserve your tears &
the one who deserves it,
will never let you cry.

50

English

Greatness of a person
is not measured by his srtength;
it is how he stands tall
every time he gets knocked down.

00

English

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A drop of water when falls on a lake
it looses it's identity, looses it's shine,
looses it's shape..
But when it falls on a shell it becomes a pearl.
Moral: Company matters.

21

English

Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"

Qki..

Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..

- Hemant Singh
112

Hindi |

Concentrated political power
is the most dangerous thing on earth. - Rudolph Rummel

00

English |

एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..

20

Hindi |

Old age is when one starts
turning off lights
for economical
rather than
romantic reasons.

30

English

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

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