Teacher: Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Quotes

Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.

Syllabus tough hai to kya hua
mil kar parchi chala-enge..
Upar se nahi to na sahi
hum niche se hi top kar dikhaayenge..

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.

Two commerce students talking

X- oh sorry yaar heard about your breakup... :(

Y- yup

X- You must be sad na..

Y- No yaar. We are commerce students!

I have kept 1 gf as reserve for doubtful debts..

Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.