Teacher: Why Are You Doing Your Math Multiplication On The Quotes

Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

Teacher: What is the name of MS Dhoni's wife ?
Student: SMS Dhoni.
Teacher: What?
Student: Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni..

Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..

Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.