Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..

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Ek kanjoos ke bete ka acident ho gaya.
Dr: Aapke bete ki dono leg katni padegi.
Kanjoos ne apna sir pakad liya
Dr: Kya hua..?
Kanjoos: Kal hi saale ko nayi chappal dilayi thi.

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Hindi |

Why is Fire Engine RED in color?
Ans: Fire Engine has a Ladder
Ladder has Steps
Steps are to be climbed on Foot
Foot is to be measured by a Ruler
Ruler can be a King or Queen
Elizabeth is the Queen of England
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship
Ships sail on Water
Water has Fishes
Fishes have Fins
The people of Finland are called Fins
The national flag of Finland is Red
So Fire Engine is RED in color..

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Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!

Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!



Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!

PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.

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Hindi

Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..

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Hindi |

Izhaar-e-Kadki = Paise ki Killat
1 Dost - Yaar aajkal GF se udhaar le kar
kaam chala raha hun.

2 Dost - Mere paas to cigarette
tak ke paise nahi hain..

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Hindi |

Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.

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Hindi

Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."

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Hindi

Two astrophysicists are discussing their research in a bar one evening
when a drunk who has been sitting and listening in at the next seat
turns and says, in a very worried voice,
"What was that you just said!!??"

"We were discussing stellar evolution, and I said to my colleague here
that the Sun would run out of nuclear fuel and turn into a red giant
star in about 5 billion years, possibly melting the Earth."

"Whew!!," says the drunk,
"You really had me worried. I thought you said 5 million."

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Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."

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English |

Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

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Hindi

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