00Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..
Hindi |
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40Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..
Hindi |
015 panchi ped dali par baithe the.
Shikari ne ek ko mar diya or 3 udd gaye.
Par ek panchi baitha raha.
Kyon?
Bas haramipana hai,
"NAHI HATENGE"
Hindi
35एक बार एक लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ बगीचे में बैठा बातें कर रहा होता है
- Hemant Singh
लड़का: जानू, आज मौसम कितना सुहाना है ना?
लड़की: हाँ!
लड़का : तो इस सुहाने मौसम में कोई ऐसी बात करो ना जिसे सुन कर मेरे दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाए!
लड़की (अचानक): अबे भाग नहीं तो आज तू पिटेगा मेरा बाप और भाई इधर ही आ रहे हैं!
Hindi |
02Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki
English |
21A very wealthy old man was dying and summoned his lawyer, his Priest, and his Doctor.
As his final and last wish, he gave each 2,50,000 in cash. He said he wanted to prove that you "could" take it with you when you die. He requested that each one of them throw the cash in his grave just before they shoveled the dirt in.
A few days later at the funeral the Priest walked up to the grave after the Eulogy and with tears in his eyes , tossed the money into the grave. Shortly after, the Doctor also did the same. Last the lawyer came and tossed in an envelope.
At the family gathering, or wake if you will, the Priest walked up to the Doctor and the lawyer and said, "I must confess, I kept out 25,000 of his money for the orphanage". With that the Doctor also confided that he too kept out 50,000 for the new Medical Clinic for the poor. The lawyer then exclaimed, "Shame, shame on you both!, I gave him a check for the entire amount!"
English |
22Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..
English |
41Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..
Hindi |
01Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.
English |
65Before Marriage
Roses are red, Sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After Marriage
Roses are dead, i have flu,
Don't get on my head,
side ho Tu..
Hindi |
10Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha.
Musaafir ne poocha darr nahi lagtaa..?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai..?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi..to baahar aa gaya.
Hindi
84Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..
ae insaan
Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..
Urdu |
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