True Bravery Is To Arrive Home.. Fully Drunk.. A Late Night Out..& And..and.. Mom Quotes

True bravery is to arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
A late Night Out..&
and..and..
Mom waiting with Jhaadu and u ask,
"Hey Mom, abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho..?"

Human body can bear only upto 45 del (unit) of pain.
But at the time of giving birth
a woman feels upto 57 del of pain.
This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time.
Love your Mother till the end of your life .

What is MOM:
GOD couldn't be there with every child,
so he made MOTHER!!
She wipes your nose,
cleans your clothes,
sings for you.
She does not sleep in the night,
just to soothe your wails & cries.
Nobody knows that what you are today,
is all because of your MOTHER.....

Details:
This is the First SMS of Lazeez SMS Collection which started somewhere in 2005 on handwritten pages.

Recepients:
Especially to Your Mother..

Timing:
Any time of the day and any time of the year.

Jisne maa ka dil dukhaya
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usne hamesha rickshaw chalayaa..

True bravery is to arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
A late Night Out..&
and..and..
Mom waiting with Jhaadu and u ask,
"Hey Mom, abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho..?"

On a hot summer day
a boy used his girlfriend's scarf to
wife off sweat from his forehead.
GF: Don't ruin it.
Some other day the boy used his mother's scarf.
Mother: It's dirty, let me give you a fresh one.

English mother: Good night , dear.
Hindi mother: Shubh raatri, beta.
Punjabi mother: So ja kuteya,
mobile da kheda chadd de,
rakh de apne peo nu hun..