Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!

Rearrange the following words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
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Details:
Karnemd (Place) - Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) - Ababeal
Sondelo (Food) - Noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject) - Geography
Rabe (Animal) - Bear

Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.

How gently and lovingly
You awake in my heart ,
Where in secret You dwell alone;
And in You sweet breathing,
Filled with good and glory,
How tenderly You swell my heart with love .

सियासत के इस दौर में यह भी खूब
चंद कलम अब भी बेबाक़ लिखती हैं
खरीद-दार कम नहीं उनके भी
मगर शुक्र की वो बिकाऊ नहीं ..