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00A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
English |
00Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
- Vikas Umrao
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent..
Hindi |
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
00Someone asks Santa : What is the meaning of
मन्नू भाई मोटर चली पम - पम - पम ..?Details:
Santa : It means motor is faulty
रुक - रुक कर चलती है ..
Hindi |
10Zinda hu per woh maraa samajh baithe hain,
jaane kya hui khata..
nam aankho ko rudaali samajh baithe hain.
Hindi
1010पोथी पठि-पठि जग मुंआ पंडित भया न कोय ।
ढाई अक्षर प्रेम के पढ़े सो पंडित होय ।।
Hindi |
13You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me.
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you Dad.
Happy Father’s Day.
English |
62Bahut khoobsurat hoti hain
vo bachpan ki yaadein
khuda mujhe le chale wahin
jahaan jooth aur fareb nahi
bas masoomiyat hai..
Hindi |
00Judge: Sach-sach batao tumne apni biwi per haath kyun uthaaya..?
Mulzim: 3 baaton ki wajah se
1. Uska chehra meri taraf nahi tha
2. Uske haath mein belan nahi tha
3. Aur sabse badi wajah,
mere bhaagne ke liye darwaaza khula tha..
Hindi |
00We should grow up
not just go up..
English |
50I like you,
I like you,
I like you,
I like you,
very much,
I really like you,
Kyunki...........
Gita mein likha hai-
Paap se nafrat karo paapi se nahi.
Hindi
7718G - Go to bed
O - Off the light
O - Out of tension
D - Dreams come
N - Nice sleep
I - Ignore worry
G - Get fresh
H - Have a nice night
T - Thank to GOD .
Good Night & Take Care..
English |
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