Wife: I Think, Honey, I'll Take One Of The Children Quotes

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.