00When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.
English |

03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
92To be a Good Professional
always start to study late for the exams because
it teaches how to manage Time and
tackle Emergencies..
English
10630ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਘਰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਲੈਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਸੀ
ਪਰ ਹੁਣ
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ਸੈਲਫੀਆਂ ..
Punjabi |
60One day man asked GOD :
What's the difference between
your LOVE and my LOVE ?
GOD smiled and replied:
A bird in sky is my LOVE
and a bird in cage is your LOVE ..
English

00If you want to know where your heart is,
look where your mind goes when it wanders..
English |
20घंटी बजाता बाबा
हर रोज़ वही पुराना लबादा ओढ़े
आ जाता था शाम को
कभी मूँगफली , कभी काले चने
दे देता था सबको हाथ में
पैसे ना दो तो भी हँसता था
समझ नहीं आता आज क्या वो खुदा था ..
Hindi |
40लटका दिए आखिरकार निर्भया के गुनहगार
आज हर मां के दिल से आती होगी यही पुकार
धन्यवाद भारत के कानून धन्यवाद भारत सरकार ।
Hindi |
60Silence is the best answer for all questions.
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
Unfortunately
neither of them
helps in interview..
English
00The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman
English |
203Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye ho to
ek lambi rassi lo aur ek badey ped pe bandh ke
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Jhula - Jhulo Yaar.. Enjoy Karo !
Be Positive..
Hindi |
30We can always lose SOMETHING for SOMEONE,
but we should not lose SOMEONE for SOMETHING
Because life can return SOMETHING but not SOMEONE.
English
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