Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.

22

English
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Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!

60

Hindi

Koi new message hai kya..?
Agar hai to..
to please
DELETE kar de
kyunki
bhejna to tune hai nahi.

73

Hindi

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist..

01

English |

Hi stupid, hru?
Gussa na ho yaar,
STUPID means:
Super
Talented
Unique
Personality
In
Demand
Samajh aayaa??
Smiling now, u stupid!

60

English
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Woh taaza thanda paani,
woh khushboodaar saabun,
bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hai,
tum kya jano, dear.......
roz nahaane mein kitna mazaa hai.

51

Hindi

Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!
Sometimes i forget to message you.
But it doesn't mean that i forget you..
i m just..
Lazy like you.

01

English

Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
ajeeb tuhada style hai
message kade karna nahi
raulla paaya saadde kol touch-screen mobile hai..

61

Punjabi |

Ever since I met u,
i learnt a lot of things from u,
i didn't understand how and why?
then today i heard the proverb,
"Wise people learn more from FOOLS."

10

English

Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

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52

Hindi |

Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.

62

Hindi

Premi apni premika se:
Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad..
arre zaalim keechad bahut ho jaata hai barsaat ke baad.

41

Hindi

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