10Teacher: What is the difference between a radio and a newspaper..?
Santa : Newspaper mein tandoor ki rotiyan daal sakte hain, radio mein nahi..
Hindi |
10Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..
English
00Jeeto: Kyon ji, tussi gaddi di speed kyon badhaa ditti..?
Santa : Break fail ho gayaa hai,
accident hon to pehlaan hi aapaa ghar pahunchna hai..
Punjabi
00Santa : Doctor saab mujhe chot lag gayi hai.
Doctor: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge.
Santa : Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadaai nahi karni..
Punjabi |
10Banta: When I was born,
military people fired 21 canons.
Santa : Wow.. All missed the target.
English |
10Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...
Kyon?
.
.
Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..
Punjabi |
20How a romantic jatt will propose a girl?????
Teri boothi local bus wargi, mera ticket kataaun nu jee kardaa,
teri tor ni sohniye meri majh vargi, mera sangal paun nu jee kardaa.
Punjabi
01Ek Buddhi ne ATM ke pas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do.
Santa ne Buddhi ko Dhakka de diya,
Buddhi gir gayi.
Santa : Tumhara balance kharab hai.
Hindi |
10Santa : Yaar uth bhookamp aa rahaa hai..saara ghar hil raha hai.
Banta: Soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka..hum to kiraayedaar hain..
Hindi
00Hindi Grammer Teacher:
- Vikas Umrao
Wo ladko se hans kar baat karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?
Santa : Sir, ladki bigdi hui hai aur setting karna chati hai.
Hindi |
00Santa : Jaldi ek glass juice do ladaai hone waali hai.
.Ek glass peene ke baad,.
Santa : Ek glass aur do ladaai hone waali hai.
Juice-wala: Ladaai kab hone waali hai..?
Santa : Jab tu paise maangega..
Hindi |
00Santa : oye banta machli khayega?
- Tarun Goma
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa : oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena..
Hindi |
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