50One day man asked GOD :
What's the difference between
your LOVE and my LOVE ?
GOD smiled and replied:
A bird in sky is my LOVE
and a bird in cage is your LOVE ..
English
00A shovel can help you
reap fruits
only if you have got a seed..
English |
40A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..
English |
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
325मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..
Hindi |
20Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and
expecting the other person to die.
English |
10It is always safe to learn, even from our enemies,
seldom safe to venture to instruct, even our friends.
English |
10Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
English |
70Never say thanks to someone who loves you,
Never say bye to someone who really needs you,
Never blame a person who really trusts you, &
Never forget a person who always remembers you..
English
203Vishwas Ek Chhota Sa Shabd Hai,
Jiske Mayne Samjho To Bahut Hain.
Magar Mushkil Ye Hai Ki Logon Ko,
VISHWAS Par SHAK Hai
Aur
Apne SHAK Par VISHWAS Hai..!
Hindi |
11A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
- Hemant Singh
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfishly,
It Grows small.
English |
20Fishing after a storm doesn’t guarantee success ,
but it is a good start..
English |
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