I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig,
you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw

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Democracy must be something more than
two wolves and a sheep voting on
what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

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Good government is no substitute
for self government.
- Morley

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Never worry about numbers.
Help one person at a time,
and always start with the person nearest you.
- Mother Teresa

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The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient
while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

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Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

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When angry, count ten before you speak;
if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson

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The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

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In war, you win or lose, live or die
and the difference is just an eyelash.
- Douglas MacArthur

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Be like a duck.
Remain calm on the surface and
paddle like hell underneath. - Michael Caine

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