She Ran After The Garbage Truck, Yelling, "Am I Too Late Quotes

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.

How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.