02Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.
English |
35Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
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Zooby Doobi
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Msg kya padh rahe ho..
Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.
Hindi
31A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."
English |
31Wife - Kitna pyaar karte ho humein?
Husband - Shahjhan jitna
Wife : - mere marne ke baad Taj mahal banaoge?
Husband - mai plot bhi le chuka hu pagli,
Der to tu kar rahi hai..
Hindi
30Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law
English |
10Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: I am just five.
Cat: 5? How come, you look so big?
Elephant: I am a complan boy.
Elephant how old r u?
Cat: I am just 30.
Elephant: 30? But you are looking so small?
Cat: I am a santoor girl..
English
40Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes and act like i am sleeping..!
English |
50In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.
Hindi |
00Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..
English |
30Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.
Hindi
10I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem..?'
English |
10A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..
Hindi |
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