Pujaari Ko Loose Motions Lag Gaye, Dr. Ke Paas Dawaa Lene Quotes

Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai..?
Judge: How dare you call me saala..?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ aisa kehta hai..?

A lady was driving for the first time on a highway.
Her husband called on her cellphone -
Be careful Honey, it's coming on radio that
somebody is driving on the wrong side of the road.
Lady replied - Somebody..?
Those stupids are in hundreds..

Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.


Girl: will u die for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u bring stars for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?



Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..

Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki

Kisi ne is par nazar daali..
Kisi ne us par nazar daali..
humne jis par nazar daali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.