20Santa apni Wife ko ghur raha tha..
- Tarun Goma
Wife : Kya hua.. ??
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Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garam pani se kyun nahayi.. :P :D
Hindi |
30Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya,
- Hemant Singh
par fir bhi mujhe kuch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi.
Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
aur main fir bhi bach gaya.
Hindi |
00Santa and Banta bought a horse each.
Santa : How will we know which is your & which is mine?
Banta: Easy, I'll cut mine's tail, yours will be the one with tail.
This was heard by a few boys, they cut the other's tail too.
Next morning the confusion continued.
Banta: Don't worry, I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell.
The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Banta got frustrated & said
"Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine."
English |
30Santa baar-baar zebra crossing per idhar udhar chal raha tha,
woh kya soch raha hoga?????
"Yeh Piano saala bajta kyon nahi.......???"
Hindi
00Santa standing on a platform, suddenly jumps on railway track.
A man shouts Sardaarji mar jaaoge.
Santa : Maregaa to tu saale,
suna nahin train platform no. 1 par aa rahi hai.
Hindi
10Santa jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha:
Aaloo le lo..Aaloo..
Banta bola: Par yeh to jalebi hai.
Santa : Chup ho ja warna makhiaan aa jaaengi.
Hindi
00Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..
English |
00Banta: What is Target credit card breach..?
Santa : It is the target to breach credit cards.
English |
00Santa calls up White Huose.
Santa : I want to be the next President of USA.
Obama: Are you mad..?
Santa : Why? Is it compulsory..?
English |
00Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????
- Vidhi
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:
:
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Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........
English |
00Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his passwords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,
'Incorrect username or password.'..
English |
20Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..
English
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