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AAHISTA BOLO...
Yahaan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai..!

64

Hindi
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Aapki yaad aai,
kalam uthaai aapki tasveer banaai.
Sochaa tha tasveer ko seene se lagaa kar rakhenge
per woh to bachchon ko daraane ke kaam aai.

31

Hindi

Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?

40

English

The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"

20

English

Tum achche, imaandaar, sanskaarwaan,
sunder, sushil, sabhya, dimaagdaar
logon se dooor rehna,
warna woh bhi bigad jaayenge.

31

Hindi
spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg

Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

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52

Hindi |

When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !

12

English |

Kal dekho bhool na jaana,
subha jaldi uth jaana,
taaze paani se nahaana,
fir humaare ghar aana,
aur zor se aawaaz lagaana,
JAI SHANI DEV......

100

Hindi

Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Jaam kadwaa hai
per itna bhi nahi ki peeya na jaye,
zindagi mein gham hain
per itne bhi nahi ki jiya na jaaye,
maana sms ke charges hain
per itne bhi nahi ki kiya na jaaye.

30

Hindi

The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
brain is also important.

10

English

Ik munda ik kudi de piche kaafi der ton jaa reha c.
Kudi: Ve taenu samajh nahi aaundi,
teri maut hai ajj taenu bula rahi,
taenu darr nahi lagda,
meri bebe v piche-piche hai aa rahi.
Munda: Asin aashiq haan khaandaani,
saade bajurg v apna farz nibha rahe ne,
oh vekh teri bebe de piche,
saade bapu ji v aa rahe ne..

00

Punjabi

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