84Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..
ae insaan
Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..
Urdu |
00The old farmer was driving home from town.
In descending a hill, the horse stumbled and fell,
and either.could not, or would not,
get to its feet again.
At last, the farmer spoke savagely:
"Get up or i will drive over you."
English |
00Keep honking!
I'm reloading!
English |
02Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.
English |
21I am on a Mission.
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you,
to get rid of you,
to not to talk or meet you,
in short - Mission Impossible..
English |
00The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That
English |
2726I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
.
.
.
.
Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."
Punjabi |
20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
Hindi
31Jab UNHE humse mahobbat thi,
- Nikky Mahor
tab humein UNKI mahobat per shak tha.
Jab humein ehsas hua UNKI mahobbat ka
tab UN per kisi aur ka hak tha..
Hindi |
01Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.
English |
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
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