While Creating Wives, God Promised Man That Good, Quiet And Obeying Quotes

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.