Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.
I myself prefer to laugh, since
there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

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Think left and think right and think low and think high.
Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! - Dr. Seuss

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If you want to tell people the truth,
make them laugh,
otherwise they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde

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Rumors are carried by haters,
spread by fools and
accepted by idiots.

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather..
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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An honest politician is one who,
when he is bought, will stay bought. -Simon Cameron

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Fashion is a form of ugliness
so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- The Little Prince

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Life is short, but there is always time enough for courtesy.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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You hang around the barbershop long enough
sooner or later you're going to get a haircut..

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Good government is no substitute
for self government.
- Morley

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig,
you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw

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