Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.

Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
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Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :

00

Hindi |
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You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

11

English

Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?

31

Hindi

TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..

40

Hindi

Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.

10

English

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

- Gajendra Gupta
20

English |

A cute question:
Kid: Mom, kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?
Mom: Nahi to.
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad pehchana kaise..?

50

Hindi

Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..

131

Hindi |

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

10

English |

Bholu: Pandit ji meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..koi upaaye bataao..
Pandit ji: Kaise hogi bhai..?
Kundli mein sukh hi sukh likha hai, mauj karo..!!

23

Hindi |

Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.

152

Hindi

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

10

Hindi

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