Husband Messages Wife: Hi, What Are You Doing, Darling? Wife: I Quotes

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.

Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .