Husband Messages Wife: Hi, What Are You Doing, Darling? Wife: I Quotes

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

2 things r Xtremly difficult

-To plant ur idea in some1's head


-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket


The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.