We Have Fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) For Farmers. We Have Quotes

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

If you are not paying
you are  not the customer
but you are the product..

एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..

Every Lady hopes that
her daughter will marry a better man than she did and
is convinced that
her son will never find a wife as good as his father did..

Be grateful that you don't have everything you want!
So that you have the opportunity of being happier tomorrow,
than you are today..!!

Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of day: means u are still alive.
2. Clothes that don't fit anymore: means u are getting gud food.
3. The mess to clean after a party: means u hv friends around u.
4. Roof that needs fixing: means �'ve got a house.
5. Taxes to pay: means � aren't unemployed.
6. Quarel with relatives: means u hv a family.
7. A msg on ur m�bile: means u hv sumone who remembers u & wishes u well.

Never Forget Three People In Your Life :
1. Who HELPED you in difficult times,
2. Who LEFT you in difficult times,
3. Who PUT you in difficult times..