20आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
Hindi |
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
20Wife (Seeing Stars):
Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez hai Jo
Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte..
Husband - Nai Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Plz
Husband - Tumhara Muh.
Hindi
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
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English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
10Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.
Hindi
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