20आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
Hindi |
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
30Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..
English |
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
31Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
00Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
English |
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
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