Kisi ne is par nazar daali..
Kisi ne us par nazar daali..
humne jis par nazar daali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.

30

Hindi
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Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..

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English |

Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..

40

Hindi |

Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.

00

English |

A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..

10

English |

Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..

20

Hindi

Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

10

English |

The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That

00

English |

A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."

31

English |

If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..

43

Hindi |

Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!

21

Hindi |

Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why..?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.

20

English |

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