Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

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Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

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English |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

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Hindi |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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30

English |

I am without any task
but why are you..

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Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

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