35एक बार एक लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ बगीचे में बैठा बातें कर रहा होता है
- Hemant Singh
लड़का: जानू, आज मौसम कितना सुहाना है ना?
लड़की: हाँ!
लड़का : तो इस सुहाने मौसम में कोई ऐसी बात करो ना जिसे सुन कर मेरे दिल की धड़कन तेज हो जाए!
लड़की (अचानक): अबे भाग नहीं तो आज तू पिटेगा मेरा बाप और भाई इधर ही आ रहे हैं!
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20Solid Beijjati:
- Tarun Goma
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola.
Thodi daer baad ek Aadmi aaya.
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Doctor ne apne aap ko busy show karne ke liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur
appointment dene ke andaz me bolne laga.
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Fir phone rakne ke baad...
Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne ke liye.
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21Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
- Vidhi
The government hates competition..
English |
5016रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..
Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..
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00Doctor (at door, to butler): Tell your master the doctor is here.
Butler: The master is in great pain, sir. He is receiving nobody.
English |
10I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
English |
00The word DIET stand for:
D - Did
I - I
E - Eat
T - That
English |
10Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
Hindi
65Before Marriage
Roses are red, Sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After Marriage
Roses are dead, i have flu,
Don't get on my head,
side ho Tu..
Hindi |
21Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..
You Don't Know?
Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
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Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..
Hindi |
10Boy: I love you.
Girl: But, I love someone else..
Boy: Ok..No problem, your happiness is more important for me
than your love .
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Moral - Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha
dialogue to achcha chipkaa hi do.!
Hindi |
14Physics would have been much, much easier
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if
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if
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!
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