31Wife -Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya he
daal me kya daalu,
Santa -Dimaag to h hi nhi
nya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai
Hindi
10Santa at petrol pump: Bhai 1 Rs. ka petrol daal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalwa kar kahan jaoge.
Santa : Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain..
Hindi |
10Banta: Cigarette pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
- Tarun Goma
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai..?
Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
Hindi |
10Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..
English
10How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..
English
00Santa proposed a girl.......
Girl: I am one year elder to u.
Santa : Oye, no problem sohniye, I will marry u next year.
English
30Banta and his wife waiting for the train..
itne mein Punjab Mail aayi.
Banta bhaag kar train mein chadtaa hai and says to her wife
Jab Punjab Female aaye tab tu bhi aa jaana.
Punjabi
00Tintumon: Aaj kal TV mein channel bahut kharaab aa rahe hain.
Santa : Nahi to, humaare papa ne to TataSky lagwaa liya hai,
ab to bilkul theek hain, aap apna cable check karwa lo.
Hindi |
10Santa ji ki nayi car ke peeche likha tha
"Saawan ko aane do"
Banta ji ne peeche se truck laa kar thok diya.
Truck ke peeche likha tha
"Aaya saawan jhoom kar"
Hindi
10Banta: When I was born,
military people fired 21 canons.
Santa : Wow.. All missed the target.
English |
00Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit..?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"..?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory..
English |
10One afternoon, Banta came to Santa 's home.
Santa : Chalo dinner karte hain
Banta: Par abhi to dopeher hai aur dopeher ko to lunch karte hain..?
Santa : Oh yara khana to kal raat waala hi hai na..
Hindi |
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